Breaking News: Mexican Radioactive Material has been found!

The international symbol for radioactive materials.

It appears that the thieves were after the truck and trailer, not the radioactive materials inside.

The bad news for the thieves is that they opened up the protective container and have probably been exposed to the deadly effects of the Cobalt-60.

It is probably too late for them to take Potassium Iodate to prolong their lives.

Authorities say that they are likely to live 1-3 days after experiencing this radioactive event.

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